I stole this from my loveable Sara! The results were quite hilarious.

RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Teresa needs something better to do with her time.
(Why yes. Yes I do.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Teresa looks like she might be capable of causing harm not only to herself but to those that thwart her."
(Oh yeah, I definately look like a psychopath. )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Teresa says that she was harassed by other players and later suspended from XBOX Live because she identified herself as a lesbian
(Hahahahahahaha!!! That amused me greately.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Sara wants to be a judge.
(Eh, not really. )

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Teresa does not have any comments at this time.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Teresa hates children and animals and doesn't really want to take care of anyone but herself.
(O.o I guess being a social worker is out then.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Teresa asks Philip if they can move into their own home, but Philip defensively replies that he must first find a job.
(Teresa thinks Phillip is just afraid of commitment. )

Q: Type in "[your name] goes to" in Google search:
A: Teresa goes to Heaven.
(YAY! ^_^)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Teresa likes to listen to Luther Vandross music, play tennis, go bowling and read
(Well I do like to read..)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Teresa eats children.
(Apparently Sara and I do this together.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Teresa wears only a few colors.
(Which is true.. I'm quite partial to wearing black.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Teresa was arrested for providing cocaine to students.
(Oh dear.. I knew I should have kept that job a secret.)